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"Hey, yall stop poking fun at me up here...this is serious business! I'm auditioning for a commercial tomorrow...addressing a serious condition...Foghorn Leghorn Leg Length Disparity. That's right, no Chicken nor Rooster Shall ever spur or ninja kick cock-eyed ever again!"

But Roosters don't lay eggs 😕 I suspect it was something else rolling down that roof. Hey, this reminds me of a joke... What do Roosters on Roof Tops & Dung Beetles have in common? (Here's a Hint...they Roll 'em) 😆 🤣 😂

Inspirational theme music! Lol https://www.google.com/search?q=surfing+music&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&inm=vs#fpstate=ive&tts=0&vld=cid:1dd3a916,vid:Zqj4zrBj25I,st:0

Must've been those Eggnog coated mealworms... Told ya they've got alcohol in that Eggnog!

"Hey check me out! I'm part mountain goat!" Other chickens below (greedily scarfing down mealworms)..."Dude, ya look more like a Kmart weathervane, but yeah...whatever. Go ahead & stay up there, you're lookin good, right?"

Mama hen calls from the coop..."I'm not gonna tell you again, get back in here & clean your room!" Ornery teen..."Hee hee hee, no one will find me up here" Mama hen..."Don't make me come out there! And if I see one toe nail hole poked into our shade roof, you'll be getting a lump of coal for...

"Wow, what a view! I can even see Grandpa Roo's bald spot from up here"

"Life is a balancing act"

"Well, all I gotta say is...things are certainly looking up!"