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"I told Henny I had the hots for her. She cooled me off."

Why is it that some can look glamorous or handsome, while sopping wet... And the rest of us look like this...not glamorous or handsome...just Sopping Wet! 😆

"I've changed my mind about volunteering for that Dunk tank...I believe it's rigged! I just tried to sit on the chair & immediately got dunked, without anyone even tossing a ball yet!"

"She told me to go take a long walk, on a short pier. I thought it might be funny, so I did. They laughed. I didn't ."

"I was supposed to be getting all snazzy for my hot date tonight...you know, be a Dapper Dan? I'm not sure what happened, I'm feeling more Damp than Dapper."

"I'm not exactly a Meteorological Genius...but I'm pretty sure it's safe to say, it is extremely Humid today!"

Lesson of the Day... If you should try to Flogg, You may end up water Logged

"Pops took us fishing. Guess who was bait?"

"Darn kids...bugged me all summer to go, I really shoulda known better than to ride the log flume with them. Or at least had the sense to bring a spare change of clothes. Ain't nothin worse than walkin around soggy all day."

"I don't understand the silly human, hosing me down like this. Chickens are Supposed to Dustbathe! Leave us alone!"

"Oh, will someone please hose me down? And get my buddy Mr. Ed some decongestant...he just sneezed on me!"

Lol! At Charades, Mr. Roo did his very best impersonation of Mr. Cat's hairball. Mr. Cat was NOT Amused. He didn't guess it right, either...go figure. (Mr. Cat..."Oh, how I hate this stupid game...not real fond of Mr. Roo, either")

"There's that human taking embarrassing photos of me again. Hey Lady, why can't you ever catch me on a good day?!"

"All I wanted was a light spritz to tame my cowlick. Never trust a kid with a hose!"

"Thought I'd hang out with the ducks a bit...geez, what was I thinking?"

"Yes, I just did the bucket challenge for the Chickens for Charity Foundation...now will someone please hand me a towel?"

"Honey...have you seen my other work clothes? Just got these out of the dryer, & they aren't quite dry."